Monty Python - Monty Python's Total Rubbish (Limited Edition) (9LP + 7") (9 LP, 1 Single 7")

1 Flying Sheep
2 A Man with Three Buttocks
3 Crunchy Frog
4 Nudge Nudge Wink Wink
5 The Mouse Problem – 14
6 Buying a Bed
7 Interesting People
8 Barber Shop Sketch
9 Lumberjack Song
10 Interview
11 Arthur Two Sheds
12 Children’s Stories
13 Visitors
14 Albatross
15 Mr Hilter
16 The North Minehead By-Election
17 Me, Doctor
18 Dead Parrot Sketch
19 Self Defence
1 Apologies
2 Spanish Inquisition
3 World Forum/Communist Phonecall
4 Gumby Theatre, etc.
5 The Architect
6 The Piranha Brothers
7 Penguin On The TV
8 Comfy Chair/Sound Quiz
9 Be A Great Actor/Theatre Critic
10 Royal Festival Hall Concert
11 Spam
12 The Judges
13 Stake Your Claim
14 Still No Sign of Land (Lifeboat)
15 Undertaker
1 Embarrassment/Book At Bedtime
2 England 1747 – Dennis Moore
3 Money Programme
4 Dennis Moore Continues
5 Australian Table Wines
6 Argument Clinic
7 Putting Budgies Down and so forth
8 Eric the Half-a-Bee
9 Travel Agency
10 Radio Quiz Game
11 A Massage/City Noises Quiz
12 Miss Anne Elk
13 We Love the Yangtze – Yangtse Kiang Song
14 How-To-Do-It Lessons
15 A Minute Passed
16 Eclipse of the Sun/Alistair Cooke
17 Wonderful World of Sounds
18 A Fairy Tale
1 Church Police
2 Elephantoplasty
3 Novel Writing
4 Word Association
5 Bruces/Philosopher’s Song
6 The Adventures of Ralph Mellish/Hot Dogs and Knickers
7 Cheese Shop sketch
8 Wasp Club/Tiger Talk
9 Great Actors
10 The Background to History
11 First World War Noises
12 Boxing Tonight (Fight of the Century)
13 Minister for Overseas Development (aka Mrs. Niggerbaiter explodes)
14 Oscar Wilde and Friends
15 Buying A Cat (aka Taking in the Terrier)
16 Phone-In
1 Introduction/Llamas
2 Gumby Flower Arranging
3 Secret Service
4 Wrestling
5 Communist Quiz
6 Idiot Song
7 Albatross /Colonel
8 Nudge, Nudge/Cocktail Bar
9 Travel Agent
10 Spot the Brain Cell
11 Bruces
12 Argument
13 Four Yorkshiremen
14 Election Special
15 Lumberjack Song
16 Parrot Sketch
1 Introduction To The Executive Album Edition
2 Tour Of The Classic Silbury Hill Theatre
3 Live Broadcast From London Premiere Of The Film
4 Narration From The Silbury Hill Gentlemen’s Room / You’re Using Coconuts
5 Bring Out Your Dead
6 King Arthur And The Old Woman: A Lesson In Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune Living
7 A Witch?
8 A Lesson In Logic
9 Knights of the Round Table
10 The Quest For The Holy Grail
11 Live From The Parking Lot At The Silbury Hill Theatre
12 The Castle Of Louis De Lombard: A Strange Person
13 Bomb Scare
14 Executive Album Edition Announcement
15 Another Executive Album Edition Announcement
16 The Story Of The Film So Far
17 The Tale Of Sir Robin
18 The Knights Who Say Ni!
19 Interview with Filmmaker Carl French
20 The Tale Of Sir Lancelot: At Swamp Castle
21 Tim the Enchanter / A Shakespearean Critique
22 A Foul-Tempered Rabbit
23 Executive Album Edition Addendum
24 The Castle Aaargh / The End
1 Introduction
2 Brian Song
3 The Wise Men At The Manger
4 Brian Song (Cont.)
5 Sermon On The Mount (Big Nose)
6 Stone Salesman
7 Stoning
8 Ex-Leper
9 You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)
10 Revolutionaries In The Amphitheatre (Loretta)
11 Romans Go Home
12 What Have The Romans Ever Done For Us?
13 Ben
14 Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him To The Floor)
15 Prophets
16 Beard Salesman
17 Brian’s Prophecy
18 The Hermit
19 He’s Not The Messiah, He’s A Very Naughty Boy
20 Pilate Sentences Brian
21 Nisus Wettus
22 Pilate With The Crowd (Welease Wodger)
23 Nisus Wettus With The Gaolers
24 Release Brian
25 Not So Bad Once You’re Up
26 Revs Salute Brian
27 Cheeky Is Released
28 Mandy To Her Son
29 Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life (All Things Dull And Ugly)
1 Sit on My Face
2 Announcement
3 Henry Kissinger
4 String
5 Never Be Rude to an Arab
6 I Like Chinese
7 Bishop
8 Medical Love Song
9 Finland
10 I’m So Worried
11 I Bet You They Won’t Play This Song on the Radio
12 Martyrdom of St. Victor
13 Here Comes Another One
14 Bookshop
15 Do What John
16 Rock Notes
17 Muddy Knees
18 Crocodile
19 Decomposing Composers
20 Bells
21 Traffic Lights
22 All Things Dull and Ugly
23 A Scottish Farewell
1 Introduction/Fish Introduction/The Meaning of Life
2 Birth/Frying Eggs
3 Every Sperm Is Sacred/Protestant Couple/Adventures Of Martin Luther
4 Sex Education
5 Trench Warfare/The Great Tea of 18/Fish
6 Terry Gilliam’s Intro/Accountancy Shanty/Zulu Wars
7 The Dungeon Restaurant/Live Organ Transplants/The Galaxy Song
8 The Penis Song (Not the Noël Coward Song)/Mr. Creosote
9 The Grim Reaper/Christmas In Heaven
10 Dedication (To Fish)
1 D.P. Gumby presents “Election ‘74”
2 The Lumberjack Song
3 Monty Python Sings (again) – Deluxe Version